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You might be a Penguin if...

You might be a Penguin if... have to politely (for the third time) tell the men in the police car moving behind you that no you do not wish for a ride. wear your jog bra on top of your singlet. This is especially true if you are male.

...during a race, you keep turning around to see if there is still anybody behind you.

...the rest of the pack is out of sight before you have run 100 yards. meet both the hare and the tortoise running back towards you doing their cool-down after a race

...the only reason you don't drop out of a race is that you are embarrassed that the police in the car behind you (closing the course) will see you. you are rounding the corner onto Main Street and the finish line, you overhear the announcer on a microphone to the crowd of 500 saying "We are assured the young lady is coming in!" (Oh well, at least I was young). recognize all the regular runners on your favorite route from behind. get passed on the uphill by a runner pushing a double baby jog stroller. shoot a 24-shot roll of film during a marathon. make arrangements for a late checkout at the hotel. are more worried about the porta-potty lines than the start line.

...your support crew talks about meeting you for supper, not lunch. have to memorize the route because you know that you will lose the back of the pack.

...the truck picking up the cones is pressing on your behind. (Don't laugh - this actually happened to me!) you pass a course volunteer they ask you, "How many are behind you yet?" and you say "Behind me? Behind? Gosh... I think two... Unless they turned around!"

...the awards ceremony is over before you cross the finish line.

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